Terrorist drink recipe

Combine all liquids in a shaker and shake with ice to chill. Pour 4-5 shots and add cherries. Why this stuff? Because absinthe will mess your day up just like a terrorist will. Banana syrup because they're all bananas if they think killing innocent people's gonna get them 72 virgins in heaven - coconut because they're all a big bunch of nuts. Grand Marnier is used because the French are always willing to lend them a hand and if you take two letters out of grenadine, you've got a grenade. Finally, the cherry not only looks like an old fashioned bomb and is as red as the blood these idiots spill. For added flair, cut the tip of the cherry stem off and dip all but the very tip in dark chocolate and solidify before serving. Bam! When you finish these, I guarantee you'll feel terrorized.